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TOP TEN WORST TITLES FOR A MOVIE...EVER
By: Casey LaMarca


MeatTrain~Midnight-Meat-Train-Posters
Midnight Meat Train (2008)
The Porn industry must be real pissed they didn't think of this one first.



dont be a menace
Don't Be a Menace to South Central while drinking your Juice in the Hood (1996)
Or else what?



you_got_served
You Got Served (2004)
Terrible, just terrible.




dumb_and_dumberer
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)
Just imagine if there were more sequels.




OperationDumboDrop
Operation Dumbo Drop (1995)
With Danny Glover. Really?




free_willy
Free Willy (1993)
Hehehe...




ballistic_ecks_vs_sever
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
In English please...




divine_secrets_of_the_ya_ya_sisterhood
The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood (2002)
Try to say this title out loud without getting pissed off. Go ahead, try it...

See?



openwater
Open Water 2: Adrift (2006)
Did they have to add that adrift part? I mean come on, do people not get that when in open water you're probably going to be adrift? Whatever. Maybe it's the 2 that pisses me off more.



the incredibly strange
 The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964)
Um, what?



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